8) Beer Bitch Spot - FX4 Gold Rush
That's right... a loss this week would secure Erik as the Beer Bitch for the 2020 Gold Coast League draft. And nothing would be welcomed more than Erik serving us beer like the bitch that he is!!
Yeah .. and no foam!... bitch.
7) BonTito Freak
The freaks find themselves uncomfortably close to the Beer Bitch Spot. They will have to dig out a win against the Suaves to secure he does not face the same fate as last season. The freaks will be extremely nervous watching this weekend.
6) The Eulloquis
A win against the Freaks last week has secured that no Eulloqui will be serving beers this coming 2020... but what the Eulloquis don't realize is that America is coming for them this week. And there will be no mercy. No mercy! Nooo Mercy!!
Alvin Kamara will be held to less than 10 points by the vaunted 49ers Defense and the Eulloquis will have almost no chance of a win.
5) Dude Where's my Carr?
Dude has been carless the past couple week, unable to pick up the wins that would have guranteed them a playoff berth by now. But now the Dude heads into a preliminary do or die matchup against Porky's Prime Cuts. The winner will claim the last playoff spot available.
McCaffrey and the all white all stars will have to show up to play if they have any hopes of the playoffs.
4) Porky's Prime Cuts
Porky's Prime Cuts has had one of the most explosive rosters in the league... but yet it has not been enough to secure them a playoff berth. They will have to rely on Lamar Jackson and Michael Thomas if they expect to beat Dude and all his white boy all stars.
3) Kaptain America
Americaaa... Americaaa ...God shed his grace on thee!! And so he has. America, the beautiful, the great, the undeniable... is geared for a deep playoff run yet once again. Some things never change. They will finally vanquish the Eulloquis for the first time in Gold Coast history. America, you truly are beautiful.
The Suaves have been losing but somehow they find themselves in the playoffs. Sound familiar? Yeah they are one in the same with the Gay Dallas Cowboys, and like the Cowboys, they face a similar destiny. A one and done in the playoffs.
1) Engineering Champions
The Champions have maintained the number one spot all season, and do so heading into the last week of the season , and then the playoffs thereafter. What began as an undefeated season has withered into an 11-2 record. Will Dalvin Cook and Deshaun Watson be able to keep the magic alive??
Yeah, i don't think so either Dalvin. It was a great run.
Yeah, time to go to sleep Deshaun. See you next year.
And with that... good luck gentlemen!
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