Thursday, October 8, 2020

Week 4 Power Rankings

Week 5 is upon us, and although Covid19 has threatened the remainder of the NFL season an in thus this season in the Gold Coast,  I am here presenting the Week 4 rankings for no other reason than we have someone very special at the Beer Bitch Spot...


Beer Bitch Spot) FX4 Gold Rush

The Rush now have firm grasp of the proverbial Beer Bitch spot. If the season ended today they'd be fetching beers for the entire league. "Hey Beer bitch... I'll have a corona please... hold the virus."





7) Kaptain America

America told the Rush to just shut up man!! 



 They beat that Gold rush ass and made some strides towards making itself Great Again. America is rising!! 


But it's still a ways away from regaining its prime form. America will have to prove itself again the taunting CFO's.


6) Dude Where's my Carr? 

It was tough sledding for the dudes facing the CFO's.  They came up short and now have a 2 and 2 record. Mr. Unlimited himself was not enough to reel in the win. But they will have the opportunity to go above 500 this weekend against the Rush. In other words, they will be above 500. 


5) Tito's CFO's

After handling Dude, the CFO's will look to continue making savvy decisions against their inhouse rival America. Will Brady and Company have enough to keep America away?



4) Rigo Suaves

The Suaves had the better beard and eked a win against Engineering Beards. In Lamar Jackson they trust. And will continue to have to trust if they hope to win against the empire. 



 

3) Engineer Beards

The beards met the the clippers this week, as the Suaves dished them their second loss of the season.


Covid has not been kind to the Beards, and his matchup against Porky is again in jeopardy with further positive tests in the Titans team. Hopefully everything remains as scheduled and the Prime cuts get the matchup they deserve, right Josh Allen?




2) Juju's Empire

The Empire was oh so so close to reigning supreme in the Gold Coast. 


But the empire looked impressive nevertheless and will look to continue their rule against the Suaves.


1) Porky's Prime Cuts

If it were not for a monster performance by George Kittle, the Prime Cuts would've suffered their first loss of the season. 


It seems as though late game clutch performances from some of Porky's stars have become a theme for this team. But will they continue? We will have to wait until next week to find out.


Bitch Move of the Week:


 

FX4 Gold Rush for scoring the fewest score of the week, and remaining winless.


Genius Move of the Week:



Kaptain America for setting up the lineup with the most amount of points with 272.


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