Wednesday, September 25, 2019

Week 3 Power Rankings

** Queue in western music**

This League isn't big enough for the both of them...


dara dara dunnn....

dan dan dan..

dara dara dunnn

dan dan dan...



It's gonna be a shoot out for first place between the Rigo Suaves and the Engineering Champions.

Both Undefeated.

 Both the previous two Champions.


Who will be the last man Standing??

We'll have to wait until next weeks standings to find out. But For now we have this weeks.

And for this weeks rankings I would be remiss if I didn't first warn you that -much like Antonio Brown's text conversations that were brought to light- text conversations amongst the teams have also been uncovered.

The rankings will be displayed via these screenshots.

Ahead of their matchup in week 4, this conversation was between (6) Kaptain America and  (8) FX4 Gold Rush.




America has refrained from commenting on the matter, claiming its all a witch hunt.


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Now the conversation between (4) Bon Tito Freak and  (3) Dude Where's my Carr? ahead of their week 4 matchup.



Expect Dude Where's my Carr's  car to be towed and confiscated by the League in the following days.


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We have also obtained the fiery exchange between the two undefeated teams just days before their much anticipated matchup.


(2) Engineering Champions and (1) Rigo Suaves



Per sources, the investigation is indeed under way with promising leads. Would be a shame for the Suaves to have their first and only title revoked.

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And last but not least the following screenshot conversation was sent to the League Offices today.

The parties involved: (7) Porky's Prime Cuts and (5) The Eulloquis, in anticipation of their week 4 matchup.



The league does anticipates repercussions for Porky's Prime Cuts.  Possibly addition of some of their players on the Commissioner's Exempt List.
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Bitch Move of the Week:



FX4 Gold Rush for putting out a lineup that only scored 172 points and that lost to the Beer Bitch


Genius Move of the Week:


Dude Where's my Carr?

for scoring a Week 3 high 295.1. McCaffrey leading the way with 56.



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Every Touchdown:





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