Wednesday, September 18, 2019

Week 2 Power Rankings

Hey guys, this is Jesse Monday night checking his fantasy score:







....and this was Ishy:




Half a point. Half a point was all it took for Dude Where's My Carr? to claim victory over the Eulloquis.

It's one of the absolute worse ways to lose in fantasy. Condolences to the Eulloquis. But what is another devastating way to lose is by having your star QB exit the game after just one drive.




Such was the luck for America in this Week 2 of the Gold Coast League... and now on with the rankings!

8) Fx4 Gold Rush

OBJ going off on primetime during MNF was not enough for the Rush to surpass the undefeated Suaves. And now the Rush is one of two winless teams.

And again it's a shame the Gold Coast doesn't reward Fashion Sense because with the outfit Cam donned post game there's little doubt the Rush would have come out on top.

Dashing... Judges?


Sorry, bud. 


7) Porky's Prime Cuts

It was a week to forget for the Porky. Two of his star players offered a combined score of 0. That's correct.. zero. Nada...


Unbelievable. The only thing worse than being beer bitch is losing to the beer bitch.



Maybe next week his players will put up more points on the scoreboard.


....yeah, we'll see about that.

6) BonTito Freak

The freaks have finally won an early season match! He's actually .500 at 1-1!






Russell Wilson, Le'veon Bell, and Devante Adams all had 30+ points to give the freaks their first win of the season.


5) Kaptain America

An unfortunate injury to the amazing Drew Brees has relegated America to one of it's lowest rankings in a long time.  The injury to his throwing thumb will sideline America's QB for approximately 6 weeks.





But fret not America... it's Murray time.




4) The Eulloquis

The Eulloquis where asking Dude Where's my half a fucking point? after suffering the loss of all losses.. the worst possible defeat you could have: losing by half a point... half a point!





If only Brady could've scored just one more point...



And now to the victor of the all too close matchup..

3) Dude Where's my Carr?

The Dudes found themselves on the winning end of the half point battle and it seems as though Baker has turned his luck for the better of the team.



It's not every day that you win by half a point, so the Dudes will rejoice in victory.. but one thing is for certain... they will need more than half a point margin to be victorious against the almighty America.

Will the dudes be up for the task?

2) Engineering Champions

Engineering champions owe their undefeated record to none other than Aaron Donald for hurting America's QB.. Drew Brees. 


Thanks to Donald, a subpar performance from Deshaun Watson and Deandre Hopkins went unnoticed in the Champions' win.



That simply won't do if they hope to go 3-0.

1) Rigo Suaves

Not much to elaborate on here. The Suaves won against an inferior opponent in the Rush. It was expected. Mahomes is cruising...



Saquon is beasting..



...... whatever...


Let's see if he can come out of Porky's Prime Cuts unscathed.



Bitch Move of the Week:


Kaptain America

...but with an asterisk. Yes, America scored the lowest amount of points of the week, but only because Brees went down.


Genius Move of the Week:



Rigo Suaves

No surprise here..they scored the most points in the week with 224.



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