It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...
Hello all, I'm Aaron .... welcome to my neighborhood.
I know you're all here for the Week 6 standings, and we shall get to them shortly, but first id like to share with you a lesson in numerology.
We will start with the number....
The Number 3, yes. 3 signifies the number of spatial dimensions we live in. Incredible.
Now we shall move on with the number...
The number 2. Now the reason the number two is so significant is because it is the only even prime number. Can you believe that? wow. Remarkable.
The last number we will address in today's lesson is the number....
Seven is a cool number. Not only is it the number our founding father Colin Kaepernick bore, it is also the smallest number of sides of a regular polygon that is not constructible by straightedge and compass.I know exactly what that means.
Individually these numbers don't mean much but when put together, something interesting begins to unfold..
Together they become 327 and represent the holy fucking beatdown Kaptain America unleashed on Rigo Suave. I mean good god that was downright criminal what transpired this week.
Kaptain America dropped 327 on Rigo Suave and there was nothing he could do. He was essentially rendered dead. Raped and then killed by fantasy standards.
And I scored 74 of them.
Well Kids, another day in the neighborhood. That concludes our lesson for today. Now lets go on with the rankings.. and talk shit about these less scoring motherfuckers.
Ring the alarm... ring the alarm. We have a new Beer Bitch in our midst.
BonTito Freak
The freaks lost the battle for beer bitch. We just hope you don't serve us your beers of preference.
7) Chingones de Zac.
These chingones actually had a Victory!! For the first time in 2018 these Chingones know what it feels like to have a win. And for the first time they know what it feels to not be in the beer bitch spot.
6) FX4 Gold Rush
The rush lost a close match against Porkys. Another L . Another pathetic performance of under 150 points. No surprise here. What is interesting is that they lost by 3. And as we discussed earlier 3 signifies the number of spatial dimensions we live in.
Which can only mean that they suck....but in all 3 dimensions.
Maybe with a Win next week (highly unlikely) they'll only suck in 2. Which is the only prime even number.
5) Dude Where's My Carr?
The narrowest of defeats, 2 points to be exact, brought Carr to tears.
Aw don't cry. Look, smile.. i found your car.
4) Rigo Suaves
Everyone is shocked that the Suaves are still in the league after that beatdown. But here they are, holding their head high... though they have no reason to.
Although Kirk did have an interesting dance.
Real suave there Kirk. Better luck next time.
3) Porky's Prime Cut
After defeating the Gold Rush, Porky's moves up one spot in the rankings.
All thanks to Watson's 11 points.
They will look to move forward another spot as they face the crying Carr.
2) Engineering Champions
The reigning champs find themselves in familiar territory, nearing the top of the rankings.
We'll see if they reigning champs can keep to their winning ways. Well theyre playing FX4 so chances are they can.
1) Kaptain America
Who else would be number 1? of course its America. And this is how we celebrate
Yeah, drop some of that winning confetti on these motherfuckers. Quite frankly it's getting boring at the top.
Waiting for a challenger. Chingones... could that be you? Tune in!!
Genius Move of the Week:
Kaptain America for scoring 327 Points! The most points in Gold Coast History surpassing Bout that Action Boss' 309 point performance from week 9 in 2015.
Rodgers leading the way with 74.
Bitch Move of the Week:
FX4 Gold Rush for scoring the lowest amount of points out of anyone for the second week straight. And for his bench QB outscoring his starter once again.
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