You all know what that means....
Very few of us are still here standing... fighting..
-- the rest? Well....
Strong are ye who have weathered the perilous Gold Coast season thus far.
The time has come... and im afraid... I'm afraid only the strongest lineups will survive.
But before gearing for battle.. it is vital we remember all those no longer fighting.
10) BonTito Freak
Nothing freaky about this pole. RIP.
9) Joaquin's Dream Team
Go to sleep. RIP.
8) You Can Run But You Can't Hyde
White as the Driven Snow. RIP.
7) Porky's Prime Cut
Fuck. RIP
And then there those who are at the brink of withering away into the gold coast oblivion.
6) Team Eulloqui
More gone than alive. On his deathbead.
5) Big Ben's Peter
This giant staggering just stay up.
4) Rigo Suave
Fighting... to stay in the top 4
3) 302 Gold Rush
Gloated about the golden crown too soon. Now pleads for a victory to stay alive.
2) Kaptain America
Ready for whoever comes in the 1st round. Gold Rush? Suaves? Bring it.
1) Sixxburgh Steelers
Sitting Pretty on the iron throne.
BONUS:
Random Funny Shit:
Le'Veon Bell is having a great game today in the snow. Wow. He might as well go by Jingle Bell, man. Somebody get this man a sleigh.— Jon Gruden (@Faux_Gruden) December 11, 2016
Bitch Move of the Week:
You Can Run But You Can't Hyde
for only scoring a whooping 87 points.
Genius Move of The Week:
Big Ben's Peter
for surviving a tremendous outing from the Falcon's Defense and Le'veon Bell's 90+ point day to remain alive in the playoff chase.
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