Final & Xmas Edition Power Rankings

As the sun sets on another Gold Coast fantasy season....

...few of us rejoice in Xmas cheer 

for the long awaited  playoffs are here.

It truly is the most beautiful time of the year.

And just because most of you endured some serious ass beatings

 it doesn't mean you don't merit some warm holiday greetings.

The stockings are hung.

And your season is done.                 

The lights are up.

But your lineup fucked up.

And the presents sit nicely nestled under the tree.

But you just had to start Michael that traitor Crabtree.

You have no one to blame.. but yourself.

And no you cannot claim Santa's favorite elf.

So find your favorite spot along the couch.

And watch Kaeptain America takes this thing out.

Merry Xmas motherfuckers.

And although were all dicks..

We still want gifts..

and so we wrote our xmas lists.

So gather around the fire. Don't forget your cookies and hot cocoa. 

Lets start with our beer bitch for 2017....

10) BonTito Freak

So Tito.. what's your letter read:

On a kleenex... wow.. someone's been naughty.  Who's next? Oh, the other Tito...

9) Joaquin's Dream Team

So what's your letter to Santa say, Joaquin?

Very sweet. Heartwarming really.  Now... Black Ruben?

8) You Can Run But You Can't Hyde

What's your letter be saying?

Not a very hood xmas I see.  Next?

7) Porky's Prime Cut

Ah Porky... hope you have something nice written.

Using one of your thrown out take out bags there. Way to go green on us. 

6) Team Eulloqui

Married men have wish lists too. Lets see what you got there Jesse.

That would be a great fulfilling life Jesse. Nice Wish. 

5) Big Ben's Peter

Now let's see what this out-of-the-playoffs-rapist wrote for Santa. Care to share Big Ben?

That's terrific. 

Now lets go to our playoffs team shall we. Our 4th Seed?...

4) 302 Gold Rush

What's your gold-loving ass want for xmas??

I don't know how that'll be possible since all your shit is fake but that's none of my business.Next?

Oh.. our sure to lose third seed...

3) Rigo Suave

So what's on your xmas list? you no-game-having-little-bitch?? 

On silk. You fancy huh? Too bad silk doesn't cure Aids.. Next?

2) Kaptain America

Finally... someone who actually deserves something nice for Xmas. What's on your list?  hero of everyone? 

You're just a great human being. 

Now on to our top Seed? 

1) Sixxburgh Steelers

What do you have to say for Santa Mr. Most-proponent-to suffer-a-top-seed-upset??

Beautiful words there. 

So that concludes our rankings for the 2016 Season. Soon it will be Christmas. 

Some of you will be unwrapping W's... other's L's

But the most important thing to remember is that we are all a family and we should treat each other as such. Happy Holidays everyone.