Week 6 Power Rankings

Alright, motherfuckers.  The rankings are here, and let me just say it's not looking pretty for a lot of you. . Some have faltered, while others have prevailed. Some have risen and some like Beto and Erik have sunk to depths too embarrassing to fathom. 

And on that note we'll begin. Coming it at number..


8) FX-4 Gold Rush

Due to a pair of devastating injuries,  sights in the Gold Rush locker room have been somber lately.

Erik's been missing his top draft pick as a result, as can be seen in this recent photo of him in his bedroom.

And as a result other members of the Gold Rush have spoken up in support. Here is OBJ... saying... "Stay strong brother.. we shall over come this."

A post shared by Odell Beckham Jr (@obj) on Oct 10, 2017 at 6:03am PDT

We should also mention that the Gold Rush lost OBJ as well. This was him post op.

Nothing seems to be going right for the last place Gold Rush. They say a comeback is coming. We doubt that.  

Anyway, prayers up to the losing motherfuckers

7) Rigo Suaves

And it is with great delight that I announce that the second to last place team is the Rigo Suaves.  Even though Zeke Elliot has somehow managed to avoid serving his suspension it has not done much for the Suaves, finding themselves with only two wins. 

The Suaves lost again, and this is how much we care:

And well what could he expect, he was facing Kaptain America.

Zeke should just serve his suspension, considering he's not offering much for the suaves.

6) BonTito Freak

Things have been simmering down in the bedroom for the freaks. They're having a hard time scoring. Amari Cooper racked up a whopping one point. 

Not really but maybe ... just maybe he'll turn things around for Thursday's matchup against the chiefs. It would be a shame if The Freaks benched him. 

One thing is for certain, the freaks have lost their mojo once again.

5) Chingones de Zacatecas

These chingones have been anything but chingon through week 6. 

The bad news for these chingones is that they will face the wrath of America next week. And america does not tolerate pretend fake chingones. 

America cares not for Zacatecas nor the chingones that hail from there. Prepare for a bloodbath.

4) Porky's Prime Cut

Porky's cuts are back in business now with two straight wins. Riding on the shoulders of the mighty Alex Smith.

But a bigger concern at Porky's Prime Cuts is the play of Julio Jones.

Fortunately, Porky has been able to win despite Jones' poor numbers, and will looks to serve some premium cold cuts when they face The Cheddarmakers.

3) Team Cheddarmakers

The Cheddarmakers lost the pivotal matchup against Engineering Champions. 

Here a pic of Cam Newton during the post game presser:

Tom Brady was not happy about being left on the bench for that game:

Despite the loss, the cheddarmakers find themselves in playoff seeding. As of now... we'll see how long that will last.

2) Kaptain America

America was glorious as always crushing the Suaves by more than 50 points.

Cheers to that!

Feeling so patriotic right now.

1) Engineering Champions

They're looking like champions more and more every week. After beating the CheddarMakers, Engineering champions improve to 5-1 as they prepare to face the Gold Rush.

Antonio Brown returned to his scoring ways.

Carson Wentz, his new savior:

And with that... we go to 

Bitch Move of the Week:

FX-4 Gold Rush

for starting Aaron Rodgers who only scored one point. And no.. we don't care that it was bc of an injury.

Genius Move of the Week:

Engineering Champions for scoring a the week high 200 points. Led by none other than Antonio Brown with 47 Points.

Random Funny Shit:

Marcus Mariota. I’ll tell ya what, this guy could work for Papa John’s because all he does is deliver, man. Give me a large pepperoni pizza

— Jon Gruden (@Faux_Gruden) October 17, 2017

A post shared by Bleacher Report (@bleacherreport) on Oct 17, 2017 at 11:01am PDT