Well hello motherfuckaaas!!
It's that time of year again fellas!!
No, it's not back to school time.
No, it's not lets be sad bc its the end of summer time.
No... its not lets move to up north 253.4 miles to the asshole of California (aka Riverbank) and start a new life because my previous life was really fucking gay and pathetic (aka Beto) time...
No... no.. August is important for many more wonderful reasons than those.
August marks the start of a fresh new fantasy football season here in the Gold Coast. A time when dreams and aspirations of holding the Trofeo de Oro are valid and justified for all eight esteemed teams. Unless you're Erik and Fx whatevers. They have no fucking chance.
But if you are one of the other seven dignified participants in this prestigious league then rejoice for this is the dawn of a fresh new season!
A new draft approaches for you to take Brock Osweiler first overall (Ruben).
16 new matchups for you to pull up on your phone and find yourself projected to score lower than your opponent.
A vast pool of talented players for you to scour through and claim that pony riding Marquette King or even better that old ass fuck Sebastian Janikowski!! Holy fuck good luck to you if you do that!
There will be several bitchmoves of the week to be made by all. But mostly by Erik. Beto already made the biggest bitch move all season.
Be careful with group chats guys.
Anyway... don't wann take too much of your time guys but I just wanted to send out a a quick brief reminder that the 2018 Gold Coast League is coming guys!!
Embrace yourselves.
Also, Alex is Beer Bitch ...lets not let him forget that.
Plus... get that entry fee money to the Commish .
And lastly heres a little reminder of what not to do come draft day guys:
When you need to give your fantasy leaguemates a pep talk to show up for your live draft. pic.twitter.com/egOtyoxzuS— Marcas Grant (@MarcasG) August 11, 2018
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