well,
well.........
The vaunted Power Rankings are back!!!!
No one will be spared. Feelings will be hurt. Tears will roll. Mainly Betos. Lets commence.
Coming in hot at number
8) Chingones de Zac.
No new territory here for these chingones. It's become common practice for the chingones to start the year at the bottom of the rankings. And Olsen is not happy about it.
And he'll continue to yell profanities from the sidelines. The injury prone Tight End has suffered a significant injury to his foot and will not see action anytime soon.
But all is not doom and gloom for the Chingones. They were invited to be part of Nike's Kaptain America campaign. Here their feature:
No women were beaten in Mccoy's way to his outstanding 4 points.
Now, moving on...
7) Porky's Prime Cuts
Porky's cuts were anything but prime on kickoff weekend as they were handed their first of many losses this season. But thats what happens when you draft a Cowboys runningback
Yeah it's something to cry about.
But it was expected considering who their opponent was week 1. Kaptain America is never an easy opponent.
What wasn't expected was for Porky to participate in Kap America's Nike campaign. The Ad came out rather powerful.
6) Rigo Suave
Let's have a round of applause for the Suaves. It's quite a feat what they've accomplished here. They have officially reached their season high after just week one. No one expects for these Beer Bitch candidates to climb any higher in the rankings this season. Congrats to them.
And the Suaves have no one to thank but themselves, taking Leveon with their first pick.
Yeesh, I know Leveon.
And to make matters worse the Suaves drafted the man with no team... that's right.
Yup who knows what the fuck he's thinking Dez. But he has reached his season high and to celebrate he has unveiled his ad for the America campaign.
5) BonTito Freak
The freaks squandered an opportunity to defeat the defending Champs. It was a noble effort but the freaks fucked it up as per usual. What they didin't fuck up however was their ad in the campaign:
4) Dude Where's My Carr?
The new squad starts out with a bang, beating out the Suaves in their first Gold Coast matchup. They couldn't ask for an easier opponent. But apparently they can't find their car. Is this 2001 SAAB your car?
Yeah? No?
Hmm.. well regardless, we did find your ad from the Nike campaign.
Yeah, he does.
And coming in at
3) Fx4 Gold Rush
The Gold Rush struck Gold to start the '18 season. Quite the surprise considering they missed the playoffs last season. And just flat out sucked.
The roster looks somewhat promising despite having some aging veterans (aka old ass fucks) mainly Adrian Peterson.
But its all a matter of perception since his drafted roster has lost many crucial games to random free agents. Lets see what the future holds for the Fx4.
One thing i can tell you, is that his Nike ad is very poignant.
2) Kaptain America
It was just another day in the office for the Kaptain. Many believed, the haters especially, of which Beto is the main proponent, that America would find itself in dire straits after picking but America prevailed and started out the season with a win, as is the custom. They lived up to their pre season hype, disappointing no one. Their ad did not disappoint either.
1) Engineering Champions
And to the chagrin of many, coming in at number one... the reigning champion.... Engineering Champions. There's not much to say other than the champs handled their business. It will be a tall task for anyone the dethrone these engineers.
Counting with the likes of Gronk and Gurley, the Champs look even stronger than last year.
But again, the season is young and there is a ton of football to be played. In the meantime peep out their ad in the Nike campaign.
Bitch Move of the Week :
Bon TitoFreak
for benching Randall Cobb and his 45 points, which would have swung the matchup in his favor against the defending champs.
Genius Move of the Week:
Engineering Champions
for putting together the highest scoring lineup of the week. 217 points, led by none other than Drew Brees.
Random Funny Shit:
I’ll tell ya what, I’m not sure who that number 52 is for Chicago, but that guy can play. That’s the type of player you want on your team, man. I’m going to have to do some research on this guy— Jon Gruden (@Faux_Gruden) September 10, 2018
Accidentally walked in the ESPN booth before the game, man. For a second I forgot I coach now. It was like accidentally driving to your ex’s house with your girlfriend in the car. Wild— Jon Gruden (@Faux_Gruden) September 11, 2018
.@Raiders Hey how do I go about getting some nachos down here, man?— Jon Gruden (@Faux_Gruden) September 11, 2018
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