Yes, only two undefeated teams remain... and after this week there will only be...
Only one team will have the honor and privilege to be undefeated after the dust of week 3 settles.
After a rematch of 2017's Gold Bowl, Kaptain America squeaked out a win against Engineering Champions and will face none other than the newcomers Dude Where's my Carr in what will be the most anticipated matchup in Week 3.
Sadly not all teams can be undefeated, and thats why theyre at the bottom of the rankings
Coming in at the Beer Bitch position is:
8) Chingones de Zac.
These Chingones gave Dude Where's my Carr everything they could handle.
Green got off to a hot start with 3 tds on Thursday Night.
Stafford threw for 300+ and 3 tds
but it was not enough for W.
And guess what, that doesn't matter. Cry us a river all the way to Zacatecas. A few more of these losses, and we're gonna have to change your name to Beer Bitches de Zac.
Recently captured images of the players show bad body language and that does not bode well for these chingones.
But hey, at least no one retired from the team during half time.
7) Bon TitoFreak
Making some serious contention for that Beer Bitch spot are these freaks. No one got lucky this past weekend after the shellacking they received at the hands of Porky's Prime Cuts.
Juju Smith Schuster has been the one bright spot in this rather lackluster team.
OBJ is practicing dance moves instead of running routes.
Tom Brady is out here kissing his kid instead of throwing Td's.
What a freak. That is pretty fucking gay. And so is this team.
6) Rigo Suave
The Suaves got their first win of the season defeating his arch nemesis Fx4 Gold Rush. The Suaves had collective win with big days from Cam. Hop. Kelce. And Conner.
And that is something that will probably not happen again throughout the season. But if they wish to keep racking wins they'll need Leveon back soon. He has not reported back to the team. We wonder where he must be.
Leveon? Leveon is that you?
Shit, yeah. He's busy. Not reporting back anytime soon.
5) FX4 Gold Rush
Despite having the poorest showing in week 2, the Gold Rush only fell two spots in the rankings. The rush scored a measly 110 points. His bench outscored his line up by 88 points. 88!!!!!
That is all. I will refrain from trashing this sad team any further.
4) Porky's Prime Cuts
Porky's was popping this weekend, dishing out cuts.... and L's too apparently. Porky's squad scored a season high 244 points. Watson? Balled. McCaffrey? Balled. Elliot? Well he's gay. But everything is running smooth at Porky's at the moment.
Mood:
3) Engineering Champions
Down goes Frazier... down goes Frazier!!!
Thats right Todd Fucking Gurley! America wins... America always wins.
Against popular opinion, the reigning champs suffered their first loss to Kaptain America in what proved to be close battle.
Todd Gurley's 3 tds was not enough. Brees' 2 Tds was not enough. and Gronk's 3 points was definitely not enough.
yeah, who fucking knows gronk.
2) Dude Where's My Carr?
Hooooly shiiiiiii
The rook is undefeated and in 2nd place in the rankings. No one saw this coming. No one. The Dudes are cruising through the Gold Coast.
Is that Benzo your car??
Let's see if the wheels don't fall off against America.
1) Kaptain America
America is great once again!!
America stands undefeated against the powers that be.And Aaron has a message to all the naysayers.
That's right shhhhhhhhhh all the way into next week.
Genius Move of the Week:
Porky's Prime Cut for setting the lineup that has scored the highest points from any team all season. Deshaun Watson leading the way with 52.
Bitch Move of the Week:
FX4 Gold Rush for scoring a pathetic 110, the lowest of any team so far. The rush left a grand total of 198 points on the bench.
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