Week 4 Power Rankings

And still.... only one  remains!!!!

One team stands above the rest. After 4 weeks only one can call itself undefeated...only one is America.

This is America!

Don't catch you slippin' up!!

Here a quick recap of Week 4's matchup between Kaptain America and FX4:

No contest at all. Too easy. Quite unfair actually.

What is fair however are these rankings so lets get them underway shall we!!


Beer Bitch Spot aka..

8) Chingones De  Zac

.....uh yeah. A beer bitch to be precise.

Better start practicing opening them beers!

But hey Cheer up ! At least Kavanaugh isnt in our League.

 

7 ....aka almost Beer Bitch Bon Tito Freak)

The freaks had a dominant showing this past weekend but it wasn't enough to move much in the rankings. 

Tom Brady just isn't producing the way they hoped for.

 

But the Freaks are smiling because player has lived up to all the hype...

Lights... KAMARA... action:

6) FX4 Gold Rush

Oh how the mighty have fallen. A once respected team.. well sorta. They lost a lot of games last season as well. This team is just fake. Their gold is fake.

Its got to the point that Erik has resorted to his resources at work to make "gold dentures". Here his latest masterpiece:

Wow. Hopefully this team turns it around soon... for the sake of oral hygiene.

5) Engineering Champions

This is a new low for the reigning champs. Hopefully they can engineer a way to climb back up in the rankings.

But Drew believes in you. So thats promising.

So does Gurley.

The rest of us? Not so much.


4) Dude Where's my Carr?

I don't know, dude.... is this it?

Might just wanna take it and go back to draft a better team.

Maybe skip on the injury prone Fournette.

3) Rigo Suave

We can't believe it. The revelation of the Gold Coast League. The Suaves are in third place!!

We don't, Kirk. We don't. But I'm sure that little hoe Rigo does.

2) Porky's Prime Cuts

Ohhh boy, them cuts are looking marvelous.

And Deshaun wants a slice this big:

Zeke wants a plate also:

They have won all their games except for their matchup against who else???

1) Kaptain America

America is cruisin... rolling with mahoooomies.

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Please show them what place we're in Patty..

Yep that's right. 1st place guys. Just in case you can't see his finger there. 

America is great again... thanks to showtime Mahomes. 

But the beauty of this country is that there is always someone better ready to come in.......

And that is what we in the business call a tease.

Be impressed.

Ok.... 

Genius Move of the Week:

Bon Tito Freak for setting up the lineup with the most points scored by any team all season. 263. Guiding the freaks to their first win all season. Matty ice leading the way with 72. 

Bitch Move of the Week:

 For the second straight week....FX4 Gold Rush... for leaving a shitload of points on the bench. Theres no point in even counting them. 196. Goff with 101.

Random Funny Shit:

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Highlights:

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Week 2 Power Rankings

Last Week there was 4....

This week only dos

Yes, only two undefeated teams remain... and after this week there will only be...

Only one team will have the honor and privilege to be undefeated after the dust of week 3 settles.

After a rematch of 2017's Gold Bowl, Kaptain America squeaked out a win against Engineering Champions and will face none other than the newcomers Dude Where's my Carr in what will be the most anticipated matchup in Week 3.

Sadly not all teams can be undefeated, and thats why theyre at the bottom of  the rankings

Coming in at the Beer Bitch position is:

8) Chingones de Zac.

These Chingones gave Dude Where's my Carr everything they could handle.

Green got off to a hot start with 3 tds on Thursday Night.

Stafford threw for 300+ and 3 tds 

but it was not enough for W. 

And guess what, that doesn't matter. Cry us a river all the way to Zacatecas. A few more of these losses, and we're gonna have to change your name to Beer Bitches de Zac.

Recently captured images of the players show bad body language and that does not bode well for these chingones.

But hey, at least no one retired from the team during half time.

7) Bon TitoFreak

Making some serious contention for that Beer Bitch spot are these freaks. No one got lucky this past weekend after the shellacking they received at the hands of Porky's Prime Cuts. 

Juju Smith Schuster has been the one bright spot in this rather lackluster team. 

OBJ is practicing dance moves instead of running routes.

Tom Brady is out here kissing his kid instead of throwing Td's.

What a freak. That is pretty fucking gay. And so is this team.

6)  Rigo Suave

The Suaves got their first win of the season defeating  his arch nemesis  Fx4 Gold Rush. The Suaves had collective win with big days from Cam. Hop. Kelce. And Conner.

And that is something that will probably not happen again throughout the season. But if they wish to keep racking wins they'll need Leveon back soon. He has not reported back to the team. We wonder where he must be.

Leveon?  Leveon is that you?

Shit, yeah. He's busy. Not reporting back anytime soon.

5) FX4 Gold Rush

Despite having the poorest showing in week 2, the Gold Rush only fell two spots in the rankings. The rush scored a measly 110 points. His bench outscored his line up by 88 points. 88!!!!!

That is all. I will refrain from trashing this sad team any further. 

4) Porky's Prime Cuts

Porky's was popping this weekend, dishing out cuts.... and L's too apparently. Porky's squad scored a season high 244 points. Watson? Balled. McCaffrey? Balled. Elliot? Well he's gay. But everything is running smooth at Porky's at the moment.

Mood:

3) Engineering Champions

Down goes Frazier... down goes Frazier!!!

Thats right Todd Fucking Gurley! America wins... America always wins.

Against popular opinion, the reigning champs suffered their first loss to  Kaptain America in what proved to be close battle. 

Todd Gurley's 3 tds was not enough. Brees' 2 Tds was not enough. and Gronk's 3 points was definitely not enough.

yeah, who fucking knows gronk.

2) Dude Where's My Carr?

Hooooly shiiiiiii

The rook is undefeated and in 2nd place in the rankings. No one saw this coming. No one. The Dudes are cruising through the Gold Coast. 

Is that Benzo your car?? 

Let's see if the wheels don't fall off against America.

1) Kaptain America

America is great once again!! 

America stands undefeated against the powers that be.And Aaron has a message to all the naysayers.

That's right shhhhhhhhhh all the way into next week.

Genius Move of the Week:

Porky's Prime Cut for setting the lineup that has scored the highest points from any team all season. Deshaun Watson leading the way with 52.

Bitch Move of the Week:

FX4 Gold Rush for scoring a pathetic 110, the lowest of any team so far. The rush left a grand total of 198 points on the bench.

Highlights:

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