Wednesday, October 10, 2018

Week 5 Power Rankings

To no surprise, for yet another week there remains one, and only ONE undefeated team..

 its...

 none other than...

  dumroll please....


...yes.... you guessed it!
Kaptain America!!





Thats right motherfuckers...its party time in the USA.


And like all parties.. we need a bartender or as we like to call them here...a beer bitch.

 Luckily i know just the guy
Beer Bitch Spot... or 8th) Chingones de Zac.

 These chingones better be chingones at serving beer. Because that will be their vocation if they don't add any W's in that win column. Now fetch me some beers.


"....thank you....
 

...thats a delicious beer, Lara."


"Cheers fucking losers..."

7) BonTito Freak

Well, well the freaks stood no chance against the fury of America. So for that...Tito Freak:
 


See yourself out. But I'll need Alvin Kamara before you go thanks. 

6) FX4 Gold Rush

They lost.....again.



Besides... I own all the Gold. Yours included.



5) Engineering Champions

 You engineer champions?

 Wrong! The Only Engineer here is:


 Yup, me.
Have been.. for along time.

O you know just here engineering my championship run... years in the making .
4) Dude Where's my Carr?

 "oh is this your car??


Mine now.
  

Thanks Bro..laterrrrr


3) Rigo Suave  

You think you're suave...youre not. I on the other hand....








Women love me.

2) Porky's Prime Cut

You think you have prime cuts. Ive had better.



 



mmmm so good.

1) Kaptain America

What can I say? I'm undefeated. I'm simply the best. Thank you.
Genius Move of the Week:

Who else but Kaptain America for assembling the lineup with the most points scored. 257. Rodgers leading the way with 74.





Bitch Move of the Week:
 

For yet another week... FX4 Gold Rush for putting forth the lineup with the least points scored in 111. Peterson with a grand total of 6 rushing yards and 8 points.




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Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Week 4 Power Rankings





And still.... only one  remains!!!!

 One team stands above the rest. After 4 weeks only one can call itself undefeated...only one is America.

 This is America!

 Don't catch you slippin' up!!

 Here a quick recap of Week 4's matchup between Kaptain America and FX4:




No contest at all. Too easy. Quite unfair actually.






What is fair however are these rankings so lets get them underway shall we!!
Beer Bitch Spot aka..

 8) Chingones De  Zac

.....uh yeah. A beer bitch to be precise.

 Better start practicing opening them beers!

But hey Cheer up ! At least Kavanaugh isnt in our League.
 

7 ....aka almost Beer Bitch Bon Tito Freak)

The freaks had a dominant showing this past weekend but it wasn't enough to move much in the rankings. 
Tom Brady just isn't producing the way they hoped for.
 

But the Freaks are smiling because player has lived up to all the hype...

Lights... KAMARA... action:



 6) FX4 Gold Rush

 Oh how the mighty have fallen. A once respected team.. well sorta. They lost a lot of games last season as well. This team is just fake. Their gold is fake.


Its got to the point that Erik has resorted to his resources at work to make "gold dentures". Here his latest masterpiece:


Wow. Hopefully this team turns it around soon... for the sake of oral hygiene.

 5) Engineering Champions

 This is a new low for the reigning champs. Hopefully they can engineer a way to climb back up in the rankings.

 But Drew believes in you. So thats promising.

So does Gurley.

The rest of us? Not so much.
4) Dude Where's my Carr?

 I don't know, dude.... is this it?

Might just wanna take it and go back to draft a better team.

 Maybe skip on the injury prone Fournette.

3) Rigo Suave

 We can't believe it. The revelation of the Gold Coast League. The Suaves are in third place!!


We don't, Kirk. We don't. But I'm sure that little hoe Rigo does.

 2) Porky's Prime Cuts

 Ohhh boy, them cuts are looking marvelous.

And Deshaun wants a slice this big:


Zeke wants a plate also:

They have won all their games except for their matchup against who else???


1) Kaptain America

America is cruisin... rolling with mahoooomies.




Please show them what place we're in Patty..



Yep that's right. 1st place guys. Just in case you can't see his finger there. 

America is great again... thanks to showtime Mahomes. 

But the beauty of this country is that there is always someone better ready to come in.......



And that is what we in the business call a tease.

Be impressed.


Ok.... 


Genius Move of the Week:


Bon Tito Freak for setting up the lineup with the most points scored by any team all season. 263. Guiding the freaks to their first win all season. Matty ice leading the way with 72. 





Bitch Move of the Week:





 For the second straight week....FX4 Gold Rush... for leaving a shitload of points on the bench. Theres no point in even counting them. 196. Goff with 101.



Random Funny Shit:




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