Wednesday, October 31, 2018

Week 8 Power Rankings -- Halloween Edition

 **** Now, Disclaimer....

To enjoy the optimal Halloween Edition I recommend you press play on the video below as you proceed with the rankings... let it play......


 It's Halloween night on the Gold Coast.

 And a storm rages on our shores..












Sleeting our beaches with the blood of the undead.. of the fantasy fallen that just refuse to die. On this night,  Halloween night, they rise from their graves and haunt us for one more time. 


Find shelter. Lock Your doors. Your windows. Hide if you must. But even then, I must warn you... the fantasy fallen mercy no one...


Now follow me if you will .....into my humble abode....Mansion America America....

 

 


 Follow me upstairs... I plead you...


Now come... gather around the fire...

 Oh... hello there. You made it...


Grab yourself a drink and relax... and let me tell you the horrifying tale of the Week 8 Power Rankings, a tale never before told that will send chills down your spine...

 It was all hallows eve when at 8 we had the Chingones came in. 

8) Chingones de Zac..

 Now the only thing scary about these chingones was their record. They had lost 7 of their last 8 games. And that meant that at midnight he would become the evil, much feared, beer bitch.

Serving his poison to all who would partake.

Driving them insane.

 


And then at 7 came in those freaks!

7) Bon Tito Freak

The freaks came out at night,  wreaking havoc.



 

They were some hideous things... but the only thing uglier was their record.

 And at 6 came the Gold Rush.

 6) FX4 Gold Rush

 And all these pathetic creatures wanted was gold.

And they would often disappear...

....much like their winning record.

 And at 5 came the evil porkys.

 5) Porky's Prime Cuts

 These porky's would hunt those who usually ate them.



..with the hopes of the more humans they slaughtered, the more Wins they'd achieve. They were mistaken.

 And at 4 came the evil Cars.

 4) Dude Where's my Carr?

 These cars had a mind of their own.



 
 

They drove recklessly wherever they wanted to, except victory.

 And at 3 came the chilling Suaves.

3) Rigo Suaves

 These suaves carried an evil charisma, seducing anything they wished.

They even seduced a victory for once.

And at 2 came the dreadful engineers.

2) Engineering Champions.

And not only did they engineer Champions... they engineered the dead back to life as well.

 

 

But unfortunately would be unable to engineer a champion like they did last halloween.

 And it one came the most feared of them all.... Kaptain America.

1) Kaptain America

This Kaptain, a hockey captain, was the most badass motherucker. Everyone feared him.

 


He slaughtered all of his competition.



He could not be stopped, amounting an undefeated record.




And he was never stopped. He went on to win the Trofeo d' Oro. 

And that concludes our chilling tale of the week 8 Power rankings.

And it has come time for me to go. I bid you adieu.

 The storm has passed...
The shores have receded..




Dawn has come.. and the monsters, and fantasy fallen must now vanquish.



Slither back to our cursed graves.

Until all hallows eve next year..

 And now the Week 8 victors may enjoy a victory cigar.







Ghoul Move of the Week:




Porky's Prime Cut

 for not starting Marvin Jones Jr. and Deshaun Watson. A pair that could've given them the victory against Kaptain America.

Genius Move of the Week:

Fx4 Gold Rush

 for setting up the lineup that scored the most in week 8 with 235, leading them to a much needed win, possibly saving their season




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