It's Monday Night
Steelers vs. Bengals
4th Quarter
A little over 5 minutes left in regulation
FX4 Gold Rush is holding on to a 4 point lead against America
... the Steelers will settle for a field goal.
If it's 50 yards.. and it's good. Its 5 points for America and Rush loses...
Erik:
Out comes Boswell..
The prompter hasn't indicated the distance..
It looks like it may be just around 50 yards..it just might be...
The sly maneuver to call up Boswell for emergency relief by America and overcome an eight point lead might just work!!
Erik:
All those Against America succeeding. Aka terrorists, Aka Rigo Suave, Aka Dude,
Aka almost all you fuckers:
The prompters rises and shows..... 49 yards.
Erik:
America:
And so ended week 4 in the Gold Coast League, leaving quite a shake up in the rankings:
8) Kaptain America
This is an all time low for the once prideful organization. The fallout of a 1-3 record-the three loses being consecutive- have ignited a series of changes within America in hopes of reversing their poor performance. Beginning with a change at QB.
That's Right, Jameis eating that W for America.
7) FX4 Gold Rush
Rush's nail-biting win against America moved them up all but one spot. How grand. But a win is a win. And the Rush will look to get another one against the steaming Dude Where's my Carr?
Let's see if Fournette can run wild yet again.
6) The Eulloquis
Alvin Kamara and Company was not enough for the Eulloquis to surpass Porky's Prime cuts. It's getting ugly quick and everyone wants off this sinking ship.
Even AB.
We'll see if they can turn things around as they face the tough Rigo Suaves.
5) Porky's Prime Cuts
Porky's Prime Cuts had big win against The Eulloquis, and will look to ride the winning wave as they face Engineering Champions during rivalry week.
Let's hope Lamar can keep up the video game numbers.
4) BonTito Freak
Well, well, well... look how far the Beer Bitch has come. From perennial bottom dweller, to a mid of the standings fixture. Let's see how far they can keep up their winning ways now with America looming.
Wilson will be even especially motivated to perform after being asked a certain questions by reporters.
3) Dude Where's My Carr?
Dude, after four weeks.. we think we finally found your car:
Oh, it isnt you say? Well, it will be if you manage to beat the FX4 Gold Rush this following week. It'll be a race to the finish for these two in Week 5.
2) Rigo Suaves
The Suaves lost the undefeated matchup against Engineering Champions and will have to be careful not to fall into a losing streak with Saquon still sidelined with a high ankle sprain.
1) Engineering Champions
Engineering champions pulled off the win against the previously undefeated Rigo Suaves and stand as the sole undefeated team in the Gold Coast, having a clean grasp of first place.
The Champions want as many wins as Rivers has kids.
Regardless, The Champs have Cook to rely on, and that's bad news for the rest of the league.
Bitch Move of the Week:
The Eulloquis for scoring a Week 4 low with 148 points. And possibly losing one of his highest scorers now with the return of Melvin Gordon looming.
Genius Move of the Week:
Dude Where's My Carr? for setting up a monster lineup scored 291 points. With Baker seeming to have fixed his game.
Best Matchup for Week 5:
.@King55Tez Hey man, sorry to hear about your suspension. I know a really good mechanic who can get that fixed right up. Give me a call— Jon Gruden (@Faux_Gruden) September 30, 2019
The Washington Redskins in a nut shell (Via @NoraPrinciotti) pic.twitter.com/aLh7wwO0eo— Faux John Madden (@FauxJohnMadden) October 2, 2019
They say never meet your heroes but Peyton Manning seems pretty happy about it pic.twitter.com/ihuDa6utJd— Surf & Turf Podcast (@surfandturfpod) October 1, 2019
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