We got the Suaves losing back to back, though!
America beating that shitty ass team by a lot bro.
ohhhhhhh
Take that L Rigo...
You couldv'e started Saquon and an Extra TE... and still gotten that L son... Mr. I don't need to start a TE against Ivan.
Humble yourself.
America is back. And his coming for everyone on the rankings... starting with none other than....
8) The Eulloquis
The Eulloquis are the sole possessors of the 8th and final spot. A strong candidate for Beer Bitch, the Eulloquis find themselves in quite the predicament as they face the almighty America. Curiously enough, the Eulloquis last participation in the Gold Coast saw him sweep America twice. Could their luck strike again? Could Brady come in and wreck America's winning streak?
7) FX4 Gold Rush
Not far from Beer Bitch territory is the incredulous Gold Rush. The controversial addition of George Kittle proved to be ineffective as it was not enough to take down Porky and his famous prime cuts. The Rush will look to rebound as they tee off against the undefeated Engineering Champions.
Will Kittle and company dish the Engineering Champions their first loss of the Season?
God, we hope so.
6) Porky's Prime Cuts
Porky finally saw his Cuts pay dividends with a high score, pushing the team to victory and chalking up just their second W of the season. Porky's lineup will really be put up to the test in week 7 with Dude Where's my Carr.
Will Lamar rise to the occasion or will it be whatever QB Dude chooses to put out on the field?
5) Bontito Freak
The freaks keep the dream alive with another win, keeping their record .500. Russell Wilson's MVP season has catapulted the freaks as possible playoff contenders. Will Wilson's spectacular play be enough to bring down the Suaves and gift them their third L in a row?
We believe so.. and he may even have some beats of his own melody for the Suaves.
4) Dude Where's my Carr?
Atrocious QB play has nullified any grand feats of McCaffrey's for the past two weeks, resulting in two straight losses. Dude will have to look inward and find a real answer at QB if they want to avoid a third straight loss at the hands of Porky, no less.
Will it be Baker? .... Golden Boy Goff?
One thing is for certain. He won't be playing a QB that faces the 49ers anytime soon.
3) Kaptain America
Back to back wins has brought America back to the top 3 of the rankings. But his biggest test remains afoot in week 7 in the form of the Eulloquis, a team he has never...ever defeated.
America will have their revenge.
Murray will be ready.
2) Rigo Suaves
Despite losing in back to back weeks, the Suaves somehow find themselves still in second place. It's all really pathetic actually. However, the only silver lining that came from week 6 for the Suaves is that Saquon Barkley may be ready for next week, and he can hardly wait.
And neither can the Suaves.. because they're really sucking without him.
1) Engineering Champions
No surprise here. The Engineering Champions still find themselves undefeated after week 6 and will look to keep tine wins coming as they face non other than the Rush in week 7. Will newly acquired Fournette make his Champions debut and play villain against his former team?
We shall have to wait and see.
Bitch Move of the Week:
Dude Where's My Carr?
For starting Goff and his entire 2.8 points, while leaving Steffon Diggs and his 77 points on the bench. Ouch.
Speechless.
Genius Move of the Week:
Kaptain America
for setting up the lineup with the most points in Week 6 with 260.8. Kyler Murray leading the way with 66.4
Best Matchup for Week 7:
Musings from around the NFL:
Jalen Ramsey has been traded to the Rams. Wow. You can’t make this stuff up, man. Just call them the Los Angeles Ramseys. What a time to be alive— Jon Gruden (@Faux_Gruden) October 16, 2019
BREAKING: RAMS TRADE FOR JALEN RAMSEY— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) October 16, 2019
Bill Belichick: pic.twitter.com/WKwhGZK9xs
Today I learned hands to the face can be called when you don’t touch his face— Faux John Madden (@FauxJohnMadden) October 15, 2019
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