Thursday, October 31, 2019

Week 8 Power Rankings - Halloween Edition

And on this hallows eve...the Gold Coast awaits the night of the fantasy fallen...


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..the ones that rise from the dead....




and haunt the shores... looking for any win possible. But there are eight of these fallen that are scarier and more chilling than the rest. Starting with the Gold Mummy of the Rush.



8) FX4 Gold Rush

See, the Rush Mummy guarded the gold in his tomb from intruders and treasure seekers...



... but it was to no avail for The Mummy's season was all but dead.



7) The Eulloquis

And then there are The Eulloquis , who wandered the Gold Coast in search of wins..but they were not much more than zombies, a strum of walking dead aimlessly scourging for a .500 record.




The walking dead Eulloquis roamed and roamed for a win but there was none in sight.



6) BonTito Freaks

The Freaks hunted in the night..stalking for prey..looking for just one win..just one that would keep him from plundering to the hellhole that was the beer bitch spot.



Civilians ran and hid from the freaks... hoping none would be confronted by such monstrosities.



5) Kaptain America

The American dream turned into a nightmare...a nightmare that looked to haunt the sleep of all in the vast coast..but it failed to frighten any...for the dread of three measly wins couldn't scare even the weakest of tresppassers.






4) Dude, Where's my Carr?

And Dude's car became alive. An engine roaring with terror.



Looking only to runover its competition...Making his opponents nothing more than smoldering road kill.




3) Porky's Prime Cuts

And the Porky's turned enraged..





Butchering their foes and selling them by the pound.



 A true act of vile and disgust.


2) Rigo Suave

These Suaves were the most cunning and charismastic of monsters.



Seducing their opponents and killing them with charm.



1) Engineering Champions

These Engineers were not just engineering champions and wins...no, no these masterful engineers were engineering the most frightful of monsters. Monsters that became alive with the hunger of blood, seeking nothing but the blood and flesh of their victims.







Ghoul Move of the Week:



BonTito Freak for setting up the lineup with the least amount of points. 145.8.


Genius Move of the Week:




Dude, Where's My Carr.. for passing the 300 point threshold... scoring 320... nearing Kaptain America's record with 325.



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