Thursday, September 10, 2020

Gold Coast's 2020 PreSeason Rankings!!

It appeared it would not get here.

2020:

Kobe Bryant.  Covid19.  Quarantine. George Floyd. Riots. California burning...

It's been an arduous journey.

But today, a faint glimmer cuts through the darkness,  showering us with the hope of a new Gold Coast season. 

Football is back!! 

Football is here gentlemen, despite all the chaos and turmoil. It is here... 



But before we go any further i think it important to share the following:


Now with that out of the way and after a successful draft this past Saturday, eight teams are ready to embark on what will be the Gold Coast's twelfth season. 

And thus, to commence this twelfth season, a post draft rankings is in order.


8) FX4 Gold Rush

Last year's beer bitch looks too continue his beer bitch ways drafting an uninspiring team. If Dalvin Cook does not hold out, and if Nick Chubb does not lose too many touches to Kareem Hunt, then maybe..... just maybe.... 





they may work their way out of the infamous beer bitch spot.

Also PS. expect the return of the Beer Bitch shirt next draft.


7) BonTito Freak

The freaks were not too far away from the beer bitch spot last season and will have their work cut out for them if they wish not to wear the beer bitch shirt next season.

Zeke and the cheetah will have to play stellar football if they wish to have a winning season.




 6) Juju's Republic

Juju's Republic had a good draft.. scooping up Kamara with the 9th pick overall.


Will the republic rule the Gold Coast this season? Josh Jacobs will have a lot to say about the matter.



5)  Kaptain America

After falling just short of another title, America will have to pick up the shattered pieces and prove why America will be great again. But this time America will have to rely on many newcomers like CEH, and Miles Sanders if they wish to reclaim the throne.



4) Rigo Suave

The suaves had a suave draft, picking up last years reigning MVP in Lamar Jackson, and the number one receiver Michael Thomas. An astounding duo.




3) Engineering Champions

The Engineers may have just engineered another championship squad after securing the likes of Devante Adams and Deandre Hopkins.




 2) Dude Where's my Carr?

No Derek Carr here, but the dudes had a great draft picking up Mr. Unnnnnnnliiiiiimited and Saquon Barkley. Porky's Prime Cuts may have a worthy adversary in Dude.





Will his wins be unlimited?? We shall see.


**Drumroll**

1) Porky's Prime Cuts 

No surprises here.. after a great championship run.. Porky's Prime Cut followed with  masterful draft by picking up Cmac.. and the people tight end George Kittle. Not to mention Patrick Mahomes. It will be no easy feat to face Porky this season.






And thus concludes our post draft rankings. 

Good luck everyone and dont forget to set your lineups!!


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