Thursday, September 17, 2020

Week 1 Power Rankings

 And with yet another Cowboy loss on Sunday night, Week 1 in the NFL came to an end. But what can you expect? Boys will be boys.. but they are never dem boys. 

Some things never change... but it's 2020 and changes are looming at every corner. The Gold Coast League is no exception. 

By the results of week 1, America foresees an ever shifting rankings. Week 1 alone saw quite the shake up...

Starting with the Beer Bitch Spot:

8) Tito's CFO's

Not exactly sure what the CFO stands for...


but I would suggest it stand for Change your fucking Outlook... because Tito very well knows where a string of early losses can lead. ...


Beerbitchville!!

Turn it up Tom Brady.



7) Rigo Suaves

The Suaves had nothing to act slick about week 1. 


With the exception of Calvin Ridley, the suave squad was rather ungraceful, many players only racking in single digit fantasy numbers. Single... yes, single digits. 

Single digits will not cut it if they intend to pursue a playoff spot. 



6) FX4 Gold Rush

Despite a loss, the rush has found itself in one of it's highest spots in recent memory.


How, right? It's a fantasy football miracle. 

But the rush may need to have some more faith in his 49er players if he wishes to further move up in the rankings. 


5) Kaptain America

America is yet to reclaim it's greatness. Week 1 began the way last season ended, a loss at the hands of Porky's prime Cuts. It was Monday Night nail biter. 


But in the end. America was not glorious. They will take this time to reflect and recoup. 




4) Juju's Empire

The Empire is upon us! Their reign has commenced!!



After the narrowest of victories 

Juju and his empire will look to expand their empire agains the likes of Dude Where's my Carr? 

Will Kamara and company have what it takes??




3) Dude Where's my Carr?

Brand new whip, whats popping??


The dude's handled business week 1, easily defeating the suaves. Mr. Unnnnnnlimited had an unlimited amount of points, and it looks like they cannot be stopped.




2) Engineering Beards

Fear the beard!! 


The beards had WR's in spades as both Hopkins and Adams surpassed 100 yards receiving.


They are truly to be feared.. unless America has something to say about it.....



1) Porky's Prime Cuts

No surprises here. Porky's returned in prime form... defending their championship with  a week 1 win.
The cuts premium as always...



McCaffrey was up to his usual self, but it was a late Monday night TD by non other than Melvin Gordon that gave Porky's the victory.


Week 2 will set its own challenges for Porky's as they face off against Tito CFO's... but for now they can celebrate.




Bitch Move of the Week:


FX4 Gold Rush for Starting Mark Ingram instead of the stud Raheem Mostert, which would have given him the win against Juju's Empire.


Genius Move of the Week:


Engineering Beards for putting out the lineup that scored the most amount of points with 285 points. 



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