It's Thanksgiving day here in the GCL and we've all gathered to enjoy a wonderful meal and share what we're all thankful for this season.
And i know that everyone's curious as to what we'll be having. But thankfully our beer bitch candidates know:
Sounds like a lovely thanksgiving feast that we shall have for ourselves.
Is the turkey ready Jesse?
Almost? okay well then let's invite our guests in and feast!
Except for those at the end of the table because of their putrid record...
But before we commence, our commissioner has some words for us:
And now we shall start with our wine server this year, the turkey of the league.
So what are you thankful for, Suaves?
Ooh can't exactly articulate what you're thankful for huh? Maybe just rap it out buddy.
"Well I'm thankful for ESPN allowing Taysom Hill to be used as a Tight End. because otherwise, i'd suck even more... i'f that's possible."
Wow, that's embarrassing.. how pathetic.. but also, our bottom dwellers are providing tonight's pre dinner entertainment...
7) Juju's Republic
Well, what's the Republic thankful for?
"Well, i'm thankful for Alvin Kamara guys, he's a fucking Stud, best fantasy rb in football..and I was able to grab him in the second round."
That's a great thing to be thankful for.
Oh wait, the republic has an encore for us...
6) Dude Where's my Carr
"Well I'm thankful for Russell Wilson cooking, because without him I'd be a lot worse off. "
Russ is having an MPV type year.
5) FX4 Gold Rush
"Well I'm thankful to not be beer bitch this year. That's pretty great."
We agree Erik. Good going bud!
4) Tito's CFO's
"Well I'm thankful to be in the running for a playoff spot. It had been a while. It feels pretty great."
The CFO's are currently holding on to that 4th seed.
3) Kaptain America
"Well I'm thankful for democracy... and Kyler Williams."
2) Engineer Beards
"Well I'm thankful for my pair of stud Wr's. I wouldn't have this record without them."
Hopkins and Adams are something else.. no denying that.
1) Porky's Prime Cuts
"Well I'm grateful to be the reigning champ and still have the best record in the league"
And damn it he's right...
Well that concludes our Thanksgiving Special Power Rankings. And remember guys, today is a day of giving thanks, reflection and counting our blessings... oh and football!!
Musings From Around the NFL:
Thanksgiving football just hits different. Best day of the year
— Going Deep Podcast (@goingdeep) November 26, 2020
The best of John Madden on Thanksgiving 🦃 pic.twitter.com/yiirIXiUgB
— NFL Throwback (@nflthrowback) November 26, 2020
The yearly tradition pic.twitter.com/hUvzJLDHLG
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) November 26, 2020
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