Wednesday, November 11, 2020

Week 9 Power Rankings

After a five week hiatus, the rankings are back!! And they look very different. Some teams have remained at the top, while other have plummeted to the bottom. But most interesting is that we have a brand new beer bitch!! So without further ado...


Beer Bitch Spot) Rigo Suaves

Yes, gentlemen..your eyes do not deceive you.  The worst team of the Gold Coast is none other than the pitiful Suaves.  And as you could imagine, the find themselves in sad spirits...



But do not be sad suaves!! ... you will be serving us beer in no time!!!




Shake it up Rigo!!



Hows that beer taste, Bitch??



Cheers to more weeks as beer bitch!!

7) FX4 GoldRush

The gold rush have been in a tight race against the suaves to avoid the beer bitch spot, and until now the Rush have won the battle.



And are celebrating!!



That number 7 spot has the rush busting out the moves!!






6) Tito's CFO's 

After a promising streak, the CFO's have lost the last couple of games, bringing them to the number six spot.

He currently only has 4 wins... yes.. 4.


But it's alright the CFO's will dust it off and come back better... right??


5) Juju's Republic

The Republic has undergone weeks of turmoil now, and the people are helpless. Sad days for the king.



Kamara has not been enough to give the Republic a win, sadly.



But the republic has faith Kamara will be enough in the future!



4) Kaptain America

And just when you thought.. America was out... Just when you thought they were to concede..America had something to say...


And they won! America!!



Theyre back and they're coming!!




3) Dude Where's my Carr?

Dude is riding smoothly in third place.





The defeated the Republic, and will now look to beat America, on the shoulders of Russell Wilson, who's been rolling.





2) Porky's Prime CutsCuts

Porky is what you would consider a very strong second place team.






Porky's Prime Cuts are confident, and it's easy to be so with the stellar performances of Patrick Mahomes.






1) Engineer Beards

And back on top... the Beards! 







Despite a loss to America, Aaron Rodgers and the beards are sitting pretty with the number one spot.. 





But now they will go into the republic for week 10, and look to bring back a victory.






 Bitch Move of the Week:



Rigo Suaves for having the most amount of losses coming into week 10



Genius Move of the Week:


Kaptain America for mounting the unlikely comeback and scoring the most amount of points of the week.



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