Before we begin.. press play... just for the following part...
Ohhhh, yeahhh.
Well hello there, welcome to freak headquarters... where we catch the freak in the middle of a romantic setting to celebrate his first win of the year.
He got freaky naughty with that line up and gave it to the pork good. But of course, the freak is a gentleman first and as so... he wooed and courted the porky first.
Steffon Diggs emerged and made the pork pay for letting him go.
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| You fucked up homie |
In other words... he ain't scared of that bacon.. bacon is good for him...
The freak re encountered his mojo and the league should be weary. Some waiver wire pick ups have begun to pay off.
The freaks are doing everything in their power to not be the beer bitch.
Unfortunately the win is not not enough to push him up in the rankings and so we move on with...
9) Porky's Prime Cuts
Porky's Prime Cuts become the first team to fall to the freaks. It's been hard just to keep the doors open at Porky's with the franchise in such a bad state.
It's incredibly unlikely the porky clinches a playoff berth and so the rest of his season turns into a fight to not become the beer bitch... his competition? The team that just beat him.
8) Team Eulloqui
It's been a tough three game losing streak for the Eulloqui's. They can't seem to get
Jesse at start of the season:
and Jesse now:
It's a sad time for this franchise. There's no more sneaking up on opponents. We can see the Eulloqui's coming a mile away.
Just ask Black Ruben...
And the 6god definitely saw him coming:
7) Joaquin's Dream Team
It's been a less than ideal season for this team. Not the dream season they intended. After suffering a loss to Black Ruben, Joaquin dream team finds itself in an all time low.
But that doesn't mean Joaquin's stopped dreaming.
6) You Can Run But You Can't Hyde
Black Ruben has put together a three week win streak. And for doing so he's jumped up the rankings. He's left the suburbs for the hood.. traded the newbalances for the nikes.
Hes not quite Wesley Snipes yet... but he's fucking trying alright...Thug Life.
5) Rigo Suave
RIGO!! RIGO!!!! DONT YOU EVER FUCKING TALK ABOUT ME! dON'T YOU EVER SPEAK ABOUT THE BEST!! ]
WHEN YOU TRY ME WITH A SORRY ASS LINE UP LIKE GORDON AND BRYANT, BRADY & ADAMS THAT'S WHAT YOURE GONNA GET.
DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING TALK ABOUT ME. I'M THE BEST IN THE GAME...
WHOOOO...
Better luck next time rook!
4) 302 Gold Rush
302 holds close to playoff life. Suffering a loss to Big Ben would usually signify a fall from the top four, but he has Beto's sucky ass team to thank for that.
Legarrete Blount and Cam Newton. Matt Forte and Jarvis Landry. It just wasn't enough.
The gold not in great spirits right now...
And we all know the reason why 302 has been losing the past few weeks..
It's Cam and and those stupid fucking hats.. I mean what's he suppose to be here.. a pachuco or something. Sad to think 302 let Tom Brady go for this zoot suit.
Regardless, it's been a shaky few weeks for the defending champs. He's been swerving up and down the top 4.
302 better get a better grip and take control of his team if he wants to stay in the top 4. The suaves are right behind them.
3) Big Ben's Peter
It was a close match but Big Ben's Peter came out triumphant ...
He had a little too much fun celebrating that victory however...
His Big Ben dipped in gold after that result.
Let's see how long he can hold on to the number 3 spot.
2) Sixburgh Steelers
The 6god bounced back to his winning ways after suffering his first loss to the Suaves, but it wasn't enough to jump back into the number one spot.
It was a bittersweet feeling.
The good news for the 6gos is that he faces a familiar foe in his brother in law, Black Ruben.
And still... remaining at number 1....
Kaptain America
Stand up motherfuckers. I'm still the #1 Stunner.. Put some respeck on my name.
Guys... im sorry but America! USA!
Too Soon? I don't fucking care..Why?? Yep... you guessed it... because I'm number one.... Again.
Zeke making it look easy.
Random Funny Shit:
Yeah, never mind.. pic.twitter.com/ajcNjrroV5— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) November 17, 2016
Bitch Move of The Week:
302 Gold Rush
for benching Delanie Walker (35) for Zach Miller (6) ...had he started Walker, he wouldve beat Big Ben's Peterson by 3 points. Ouch.
Genius Move of The Week:
Bon Tito Freak
for using Steffon Diggs (previously owned by Porky) against the Prime Cuts, himself. It was masterful. And also for getting his first W of the season.
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