There's only two weeks left of the regular season. Two playoff spots have been secured whilst the other two are yet to be determined. In the running: Dude Where's My Carr?, FX4 Gold Rush, Porky's Prime Cuts, and Rigo Suave. 4 will battle but only two will prevail. Things are also close at the bottom as the race for Beer Bitch intensifies, 8) Chingones de Zac. A two and ten record points the Chingones of Zac as Beer Bitch for now, a colossal matchup against BonTito Freak will surely determine their fate.
Start getting them cold for us, bud...
7) BonTito Freak Coming off their biggest win of the season, the Freaks look to keep the good mojo going as they face off against Chingones which may very well determine Beer Bitch for the 2019 draft.
How did the freaks recover from losing the week prior? Like this:
6) FX4 Gold Rush The Gold Rush finds themselves in the playoff picture after defeating Dude. It will be a tough two weeks ahead as they will have to face Porky and the regining Champs, but Julio and Evans seem to be up to the task.
5) Dude Where's My Carr? Dude Where's My Carr's early victories keep them alive in the playoff race after faltering against the Gold Rush. It will be paramount for Dude to pull out a victory against Engineering Champions this week if they hope to grab one of the two remaining playoff spots. Unfortunately, making matters worse for Dude, Melvin Gordon and Fournette both look to be unavailable, one because of injury and the other due to suspension.
4) Rigo Suave The Suaves will look to rely on rookie stud Nick Chubb and veteran qb Cam Newton as they battle against America this week, in what could signify a close to certain playoff berth. But more than likely that won't happen. It's America.
3) Kaptain America America is at the lowest point its been all season after suffering their first lost to the Freaks in almost three seasons. But they will look to get back on track as Patrick Mahomes and Hunt return from bye.
2) Engineering Champions The reigning champs lost at the hands of Porky's and for that drop a spot in the rankings. Gurley was not pleased.
1) Porky's Prime Cuts Riding a four game winning, in which he defeated the reigning Champions, bring Porky's to the top of the rankings for the first time this season. Stellar performances from McCaffrey and Zeke has made Porky's a team to be reckoned with come playoffs.
Bitch Move of the Week: Dude Where's my Carr Fournette's antics forced him off the field prematurely and contributed to Dude only scoring 153 points, the lowest of all teams in week 12.
Genius Move of the Week: Porky's Prime Cuts Porky's scored a total of 285 point, the highest of any team in week 12, led by none other than McCaffrey with 66 points.
Hello ... Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Glad you were able to make it to our annual Gold Coast Dinner potluck!
The table is set:
So please gather round and let us give thanks to what we are grateful for and share with us what you brought for dinner. Lets start at the end of our table in the bitch chair...Tito?? 8) BonTito Freak Well, I'm thankful for Alvin Kamara... for if it wasn't for him, I wouldn't even have one win.
And of course... since I'm beer bitch.. i brought the beer.
7) Chingones de Zac. Well, as many of you may have guessed, I am thankful for Saquon. I hit on one pick in the draft .. and it was him. Thank you Saquon.
And.... I brought the peas and carrots.
6) Fx4 Gold Rush Well there's not many things I can be thankful for, but one thing I am grateful for is Big Ben. Without him i would be beer Bitch.
And I brought the yams.
Shit looks nasty as fuck.
5) Rigo Suave Hey.. sup guys. Well it's easy for me. I'm thankful for Dak-- --but Rigo Dak is not on your-- I'm thankful for Dak. We dem boyz. ....
Just kidding. I'm actually thankful for James Connor. If it wasn't for him, I would've most likely been behind a McDonalds somewhere sucking some guy off claiming to work for ESPN so he could hack a glitch to gift me Todd Gurley points every week.
..... .... TMI?? Sorry about that... well I did bring the macaroni and cheese ... Only that it got burnt a little guys... sorry.
4) Dude Where's My Carr? Well I am for sure not thankful for my Carr. He's fucking sucked. But I am thankful for Tyreek Hill. He's the number one receiver in the league and number one in my heart.
And I brought the stuffing.
Now thats a dish worthy of a playoff position. 3) Porky's Prime Cuts I am thankful for my pair of stud backs Zeke and McCaffrey. Without them I could only dream of the playoffs.
And of course I brought the ham.
2) Kaptain America Hey Everyone. I'm not really used to sitting at this spot in the table. But here i am and I have to say I'm thankful for a lot of players, but none more than Pat Mahomes!!
And I brought the most American of side dishes.. the side dish that ties it all together. I brought the mashed potatoes and gravy.
1) Engineering Champions Glad to be sitting here at the end of the table, in the number spot. Many of you may know I'm grateful for the one and only Todd Gurley. Without him I would not have won the championship last year and America would be back to back champion.
And of course, as the number one in the leader board I had to come through with the Turkey.
