The table is set:
So please gather round and let us give thanks to what we are grateful for and share with us what you brought for dinner. Lets start at the end of our table in the bitch chair...Tito??
8) BonTito Freak
Well, I'm thankful for Alvin Kamara... for if it wasn't for him, I wouldn't even have one win.
And of course... since I'm beer bitch.. i brought the beer.
7) Chingones de Zac.
Well, as many of you may have guessed, I am thankful for Saquon. I hit on one pick in the draft .. and it was him. Thank you Saquon.
And.... I brought the peas and carrots.
6) Fx4 Gold Rush
Well there's not many things I can be thankful for, but one thing I am grateful for is Big Ben. Without him i would be beer Bitch.
And I brought the yams.
Shit looks nasty as fuck.
5) Rigo Suave
Hey.. sup guys. Well it's easy for me. I'm thankful for Dak--
--but Rigo Dak is not on your--
I'm thankful for Dak. We dem boyz.
....
Just kidding. I'm actually thankful for James Connor. If it wasn't for him, I would've most likely been behind a McDonalds somewhere sucking some guy off claiming to work for ESPN so he could hack a glitch to gift me Todd Gurley points every week.
....
TMI?? Sorry about that... well I did bring the macaroni and cheese ... Only that it got burnt a little guys... sorry.
4) Dude Where's My Carr?
Well I am for sure not thankful for my Carr. He's fucking sucked. But I am thankful for Tyreek Hill. He's the number one receiver in the league and number one in my heart.
And I brought the stuffing.
Now thats a dish worthy of a playoff position.
3) Porky's Prime Cuts
I am thankful for my pair of stud backs Zeke and McCaffrey. Without them I could only dream of the playoffs.
And of course I brought the ham.
2) Kaptain America
Hey Everyone. I'm not really used to sitting at this spot in the table. But here i am and I have to say I'm thankful for a lot of players, but none more than Pat Mahomes!!
And I brought the most American of side dishes.. the side dish that ties it all together. I brought the mashed potatoes and gravy.
1) Engineering Champions
Glad to be sitting here at the end of the table, in the number spot. Many of you may know I'm grateful for the one and only Todd Gurley. Without him I would not have won the championship last year and America would be back to back champion.
And of course, as the number one in the leader board I had to come through with the Turkey.
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