Wednesday, November 28, 2018

Week 12 Power Rankings

There's only two weeks left of the regular season.  Two playoff spots have been secured whilst the other two are yet to be determined. In the running: Dude Where's My Carr?, FX4 Gold Rush, Porky's Prime Cuts, and Rigo Suave.  4 will battle but only two will prevail.

Things are also close at the bottom as the race for Beer Bitch intensifies,

8) Chingones de Zac.

A two and ten record points the Chingones of Zac  as Beer Bitch for now, a colossal matchup against BonTito Freak will surely determine their fate.





Start getting them cold for us, bud...






7) BonTito Freak

Coming off their biggest win of the season, the Freaks look to keep the good mojo going as they face off against Chingones which may very well determine Beer Bitch for the 2019 draft.



How did the freaks recover from losing the week prior? Like this:





6) FX4 Gold Rush

The Gold Rush finds themselves in the playoff picture after defeating Dude.  It will be a tough two weeks ahead as they will have to face Porky and the regining Champs, but Julio and Evans seem to be up to the task.






5) Dude Where's My Carr?

Dude Where's My Carr's early victories keep them alive in the playoff race after faltering against the Gold Rush.  It will be paramount for Dude to pull out a victory against Engineering Champions this week if they hope to grab one of the two remaining playoff spots.

Unfortunately, making matters worse for Dude, Melvin Gordon and Fournette both look to be unavailable, one because of injury and the other due to suspension.





4) Rigo Suave

The Suaves will look to rely on rookie stud Nick Chubb and veteran qb Cam Newton as they battle against America this week, in what could signify a close to certain playoff berth. But more than likely that won't happen. It's America.



3) Kaptain America

America is at the lowest point its been all season after suffering their first lost to the Freaks in almost three seasons. But they will look to get back on track as Patrick Mahomes and Hunt return from bye.





2) Engineering Champions

The reigning champs lost at the hands of Porky's and for that drop a spot in the rankings. Gurley was not pleased.




1) Porky's Prime Cuts

Riding a four game winning, in which he defeated the reigning Champions, bring Porky's to the top of the rankings for the first time this season. Stellar performances from McCaffrey and Zeke has made Porky's a team to be reckoned with come playoffs.







Bitch Move of the Week:

Dude Where's my Carr

Fournette's antics forced him off the field prematurely and contributed to Dude only scoring 153 points, the lowest of all teams in week 12.





Genius Move of the Week:

Porky's Prime Cuts

Porky's scored a total of 285 point, the highest of any team in week 12, led by none other than McCaffrey with 66 points.






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