America will not stand for this!!!
These rankings are held holy and sacred and America will not allow these doubters and deadbeats to chastise to denounce them any longer.
We will not have it!!!!
And with that said...we will now commence our cherished, accurate Rankings.
Beer Bitch Position) BonTito Freak
A tough loss to FX4 Gold Rush, the freaks find themselves in the much feared beer bitch spot.
The freaks have scored a total of 1867 points.
For reference we will show a photo of their total amount of points scored if it was a year.
1867:
Well the only good news for the freaks is that they are not alone in the bottom...
7) Chingones de Zac.
Despite another loss, these chingones escape falling back into beer bitch position. And for that they should celebrate.
The chingones have scored 1703 points.
1703:
Now there was no cameras in 1703. But there was the big Storm of 1703 in England. Here's a beautiful rendering of said storm.
What a travesty. My god.. that was a long time ago.
6) FX4 Gold Rush
A rare win keeps the gold rush in what now seems to be their permanence in the 6th spot.
Sorry Big Ben. It's hard to move up when your team has only scored 1649 points all season. Yes, that's the lowest in the league.
1649:
Jesus what in the fuck must have been going on in 1649... who fucking knows. Oh wait, I just remembered... the execution of Charles the 1st.
Funny, enough that's an accurate drawing of what will transpire to the Gold Rush by Kaptain America.
5) Rigo Suave
The suaves aren't looking so smooth after losing by 106 points to Porky's Prime Cuts. Despite a 64 point performance by Nick Chubb, the Suaves were not able to keep up with the blazing hot Porkys.
The suaves have scores 1992 points. There we go. A more familiar year.
1992:
Here a picture from a popular 1992 Tv Show.
4) Dude Where's My Carr?
Dude Where's My Carr gave Kaptain America their second loss and looks to keep rising up the rankings on the shoulders of Wentz and Ertz.
Dude has scored a total of 1931 points.
1931:
Here's a photo of the 1931 Michigan Football team:
3) Porky's Prime Cuts
Porky's Prime Cuts had their best win of the season scoring a season high of 276 points.
Porky's has scored a total of 2002 points. Ahhhh 2002.. finally. A year weve all lived in.
2002:
here a Sports Illustrated Cover from 2002.
2) Kaptain America
A two game losing streak bumps America from the top spot. But America never looks back.. and looks to retake the number one spot as they take on the Gold rush this week.
America has scored a total of 2159 points.
Now i do not need to tell you all that this year is yet to occur. America lives in the future while you all losers live in the past.
Now what could be happening in the year 2159?? Your guess is as good as mine.. who the fuck knows.
2159:
The whole human race could be living in Elysium.
1) Engineering Champions
A six game wining streak has pulled the Champions all the way back to 1st place. Brees and Gurley have helped pave the way for the champions to be in familiar territory. But how long could that last? We will all have to wait and see.
Ironically, the champions have only scored 1803. points.
1803: Again, cameras did not exist in 1803. But Steam engines had just been invented.
Bitch Move of the Week:
Rigo Suave for benching Mitchell Trubisky, who scored 76 points, for Cam Newton who only scored 29. Not that it wouldve made a difference in the end result but it was still a bitch move for a team that scored the fewest points in week 10.
Genius Move of the Week:
Porky's Prime Cuts for assembling a lineup that scored a total of 276 points led by the dynamic duo of Watson and Elliot.
Bonus:
THIS IS AMAZING!! 😂 pic.twitter.com/0H7WKpdxlH— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) November 13, 2018
Giants fans after finally winning a game again but then realizing they would have been better off losing to tank pic.twitter.com/INWlDNBXyv— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) November 13, 2018
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