I regret to inform you that...
as many of you suspected,
despite his best efforts,
it appears to be the case that,
in this moment in time..
i'm afraid...
that unfortunately...
BonTito's playoff hopes have perished. At approximately 9:10 pacific time, the freak's roster suffered from a case of not enough fucking points... and it proved to be too much. The freak could not recover.
Please join me and press play as we remember...
Poor Russell...he didn't take it so well...
In honor of this once championship team, players will wear this decal behind their helmets for the rest of the season.
In respect for the deceased, we will move right ahead to number 9..
9) Porky's Prime Cut
Well... Porky's playoff chances are not doing any better. After yet another loss, Porky finds himself at the bottom of a deep hole.
After a close Monday night loss, the pork was not in the best mood:
The season is slipping through his fingers, and Gordon Ramsey is not thrilled.
It was yet another bad weekend at Porky's... here a look:
8) You Can Run But you Can't Hyde
The loss of pigmentation Ruben has suffered after yet another loss has sent him into hiding. But we do have a picture a fan sent alleging it's an actual photo of the once black Ruben.
I know these images are shocking. I apologize. Oh, how far the mighty have fallen.
And fallen is accurate, since You can Run can no longer run nor walk. At this point, its better just to sit back, relax.. watch the rest of the match ups, and enjoy some ice cream.
The suaves have won yet again, but it was not enough to push them further ahead in the standings.
It's a victory, with taste of defeat. Not so suave.
OBJ getting more action than his owner.
But hey... thats alright.. that's okay..it's allgod.. because another one of his beats has become a hit overseas.
Here, the premiere:
Fuego. Stay tuned for the remix with Future.
6) Team Eulloqui
With Lesean Mccoy and Eli leading the way..the Eulloquis found their way to victory against a putrid You can Run but Can't Hyde.
Eli feeling the win.
Lesean too
It was a great comeback after suffering that heartbreaking loss last week.
5) Joaquin's Dream Team
After this week, Joaquin was not happy about waking up and facing reality.
He should have know better than to fuck with America.
The American Dream? More like.... Just The Dream.
Joaquin went into the week thinking he'd have the dream of a lifetime.. and it really began that way until:
I went Freddy Kreuger on your ass (yes, he is an american citizen and does pay his taxes).
Here live images of what transpired...
"oh hey I'm Joaquin.. I'm just here checking my fantasy score.. sealing some car deals..chilling...
OH FUCK!!! Kaptain America!!! ShIIiiiiit!
Sweet Dreams, little one. Until Next Time...
4) Big Ben's Peter
Big Ben's Peter moved up the rankings but it didn't come without a price. Big Ben suffered a knee injury and has been relegated to the position of cheerleader.
The team will resort to the red rocket Andy Dalton..
He's not thrilled.
In spirit of the QB change, Big Ben's Peter has issued a special coupon offer to all their fans..
3) 302 Gold Rush
Ain't got no gold no mo. That shit was snatched.
After his second loss, the gold rush was seen goldless out in the streets.
All fake shit. Fugazzi.
Tom Brady just wasn't his usual self.
2) Kaptain America
Must I say more??
You're welcome.
1) ....
The Sixburgh Steelers
... and he stays around .... at number one. David Johnson and Demarco Murray have been paving the way for the 6god's perfect record.
It's a party.
The team's flying high...
This record... The Best He's ever Had.
Question is however... will his next move be better than his last move??
Bonus:
Random Funny Shit:
DAMMIT FAVRE pic.twitter.com/4kTcPruv6s— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) October 17, 2016
OBJ was hungry today. He had himself an early Thanksgiving dinner, man. Just call him Odell Beckturkey. Wow. Pass the mashed potatoes.— Jon Gruden (@Faux_Gruden) October 16, 2016
Luck reminds me of a cell phone at the movie theatre. He stays in the pocket, man. Nothing worse than a QB using a cell phone at the movies.— Jon Gruden (@Faux_Gruden) October 17, 2016
Jets & Cardinals. These are two high flying teams right here, man. Literally. One's a plane and one's a bird. You don't see that every day.— Jon Gruden (@Faux_Gruden) October 18, 2016
Bitch Move of the Week:
You Can Ran but you Can't Hyde
for leaving Brandin Cooks on the bench, who was responsible for 50+ points. Ouch.
Genius Move of The Week:
Kaptain America
for starting Drew Brees who single handledly accounted for 100 points. Good Job, America.
The League Video of The Week:
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